STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
Don´t Stop Me Now - Queen
Love that the Kraken is the largest movie monster, not Slattern like everyone says.
Do you know your movie monsters’ sizes?
Uh. I can’t find any specs for the Kraken, assuming this is the one from the 2010 remake of Clash of the Titans. What is its size here based on?
At first I was a little dubious about Kraken being on this list, but after thinking it over… Yeah. Hell, yeah. Kraken can be part of the Kaiju Club. There are loads of classic kaiju based on mythological creatures, and there’s no rule that says it has to exist in modern day. Daimajin takes place in feudal Japan, after all.
commonly confused medieval weapons
a powerpoint by me
now stop screwing them up seriously or i will put a medieval weapon in your head
Technically a morning star is a kind of mace. A mace defined as stick with a blunt, heavy, head used for bludgeoning. You can still call a morning star a mace, but you can’t call any old mace a morning star.
Also, I feel it’s important to elaborate on the scythe thing, as some people confuse scythes and sickles.
These are sickles. They’re like scythe’s except small and designed to be held in one hand.
Also, neither scythes or sickles are actual weapons. They are farm tools used to cut down stalks of grain and such so they can be harvested, or reaped.
To reiterate, they are designed to cut plants, not people, and have long, sharp, but light and flimsy blades. Sure, you could probably mess someone up pretty bad with one, but you could also mess someone up with a pair of garden shears. That doesn’t mean they’re practical weapons!
Skull guy gets a free pass, because his is symbolic.
Knockout and Smokescreen .
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
Map of the World by Natural Skin Color
i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening
actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d.
THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.
Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.